All The Nation's Airports

'Dear Passengers for Virgin Flight 666 who hauled their asses out of bed at 5:05 am to make our scheduled departure of 6:30 am, your flight has now been cancelled. Maybe you should have just flown Qantas from the get-go at a reasonable hour? Wouldn't that have been better? Yes? Oh but that's right, you're a bit cheap and stupid aren't you.'

I wonder if Fennesz flies by chartered plane.

I hope so.